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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"There is a U.N group set up to help those who're bisexual... B-I-N.G.O!"

"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives? Bill and Monica, ooops I mean Melania!"

"Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes? Because they're the wurst."

"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"

"The jokes on pregnancy are not easy to get... It's pretty much inside jokes."

"My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me."

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"