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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved smelling things underwater"
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"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.... Instead of commenting on reddit about how many times a joke has been posted."
"What's a porn star's favorite dessert? Cookies and MILF"
"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, ""*does this taste funny to you?*"" The other responds, ""*no.*"""
"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."
"I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub."
"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."
"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"