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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted people"
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"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"
"I had unprotected sex with a neurotic person a while back... Now I have genital worrywarts."
"If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms."
"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."
"Doubt this is welcome in /r/ShowerThoughts but thought of it there. How many rascist Drink names can we collectively think of? I'll edit the best ones into this post. Mine was ""*White Power*-ade""."
"I still have no idea what the fuck Grape Nuts are supposed to be."
"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"
"Me: Goodnight Moon. Moon: Don't ""Goodnight"" me! Do you know what time it is? Where the hell have you been?"
"My sister got a koala I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala."