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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted people"
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"Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat."
"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."
"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."
"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."
"If she doesn't scream ""YES!"" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?"