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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
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"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"
"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."
"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."
"Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section."
"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"
"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"
"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"