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Joke of the Day

"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."

"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."

"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."

"What's dry but slippery? A slipper"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."

"Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea"

"I had the worst night last night.. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified."

"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."