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Joke of the Day

"I had the worst night last night.. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified."

"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"

"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."

"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."

"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."

"Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers."

"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"

"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"