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Joke of the Day

"A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer He was charged with wonton destruction of property"

"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"

"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"

"I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...GOOD CALL."

"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."

"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!"

"Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !"

"They say that 5 in 3 people are bad at fractions. Don't even get me started on the other half."

"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"