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Joke of the Day

"A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer He was charged with wonton destruction of property"

"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."

"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"

"Have you guys seen that great television show, ""Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"""

"If the Powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4."

"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"

"A man just threw a glass of milk at me...... how dairy?!?! Shout out ATH"

"UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween candy was, as always, Reese's Feces."

"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."

"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"