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Joke of the Day

"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"

"I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, ""If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."""

"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."

"How come anteaters never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies!"

"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."

"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."

"My friend's mouth and tongue were blistering and burning after eating tacos last night... serves him right! I told him not to eat Mexican."

"Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party? Hydrogen *Bro*mide."