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Joke of the Day
"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."
Next Joke
"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"
"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."
"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."
"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"
"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."
"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"
"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."