82438
Joke of the Day
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."
Next Joke
"A Polish man goes into the opticians... The optician says ""Can you read the letters on the board?"" ""Read them?"", he says, ""I know him !"""
"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"
"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."
"high school was the free trial version of college. ""if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"""
"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""
"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."
"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"