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Joke of the Day

"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."

"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."

"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought ""wow look at this robot!!"""

"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"

"Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I'll jizz here, eh?"

"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."

"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"

"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."