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Joke of the Day
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
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"A hug is basically a mini hostage situation."
"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."
"I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."
"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."
"My favorite way to ruin a romantic evening is by coming out of the bathroom naked and singing Love Boat until the waiter asks us to leave."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked . . . . . . . . . . . . . J.K..................... Rowling"
"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"