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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"

"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."

"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."

"I feel really bad for people suffering from prolonged erections. They must have it so hard."

"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."

"I saw an old man being beaten up by a two men in masks. I decided to help... We beat the crap out of him."

"*sees window washer in a harness outside office high rise* *holds up sign from desk* YOU'RE NOT EVEN FLYING EVERYONE CAN SEE THE STRINGS"

"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? so it could get to the other side"

"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."