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Joke of the Day

"America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"

"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"

"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"

"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."

"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad"

"My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night-First question was What the f*ck are you looking at?"

"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."

"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"