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"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"
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"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."
"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."
"People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like ""Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."""
"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."
"When I get Christmas cards with pictures of my friends' kids on them, I just draw dicks all over their faces and send them back."
"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."
"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."