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Joke of the Day

"Find a way to dress up as ""accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago"" and really scare people this Halloween."

"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."

"Why are 490 Romans funny? Because XD"

"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"

"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."

"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."

"Pressing A too fast and having to talk to the Pokemon Center's nurse again was by far the worst part of my childhood."

"Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? In the end, everyone did it."

"What's the difference between some tuna , a piano and some glue ? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna"

"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""