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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"
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"I like my coffee like my women... Black and bitter, preferably fairtrade"
"Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater."
"What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip."
"What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner? Watson the menu"
"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."
"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."
"Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!"