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Joke of the Day

"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."

"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"

"I knew a shopaholic woman who routinely ended relationships. She couldn't pass up a good buy (good bye)."

"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."

"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""

"A taser but for people who say ""it is what it is""."

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."

"Woo hoo, July 4th wknd! Popped opened a beer, unbottoned my pants, put my feet up. My boss keeps looking at me weird, though."

"My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party."

"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."