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Joke of the Day

"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."

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"I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her."
"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"
"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"
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"Happy Birthday, Jesus! The lawn looks great, thanks!"
"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."
"Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my ""Meating in the conference room"" email. Then I pelted them with bologna."