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Joke of the Day
"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."
Next Joke
"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."
"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."
"do you sell wasps? a man goes into a pet shop and asks ""how much are your wasps"" the pet shop owner replies ""we don't sell any wasps"" ""what about the one in the window"""
"What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards? It keeps coming, and coming, and coming..."
"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"
"An old joke which could use a new punchline. What time is it? Time for you to get a new ________ (not watch)"
"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."
"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"