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Joke of the Day

"Happy Birthday, Jesus! The lawn looks great, thanks!"

"What's blue, white and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A fridge in a denim jacket."

"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""

"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."

"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"

"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"The TSA agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me ""Nice penis."" Thank you, Al Qaeda!"