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Joke of the Day

"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."

"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"

"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"

"Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3."

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"

"4th law of thermodynamics: If you accidentally make a fart sound w/ your chair in a crowded room it's impossible to recreate that sound."

"What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years."

"BREAKING NEWS Ne ws"