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Joke of the Day

"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."

"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"My 6 year old nephew is legitimately pissed off that there is no actual monkey in the monkey bread."

"What's smokey the bear's middle name? The."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""

"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."

"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"