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Joke of the Day

"Listen, I'm sorry... That reaction was WAY over the line.... I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on...."

"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."

"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."

"If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a NUT"

"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."

"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."

"If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of rice because maybe an Asian will come by and fix it."

"Doctor: The tests came back. They don't look good. The tests: ok wow this is the kind of attitude that made us leave in the first place"

"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."

"Everybody always says say ""No!"" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"