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Joke of the Day
"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."
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"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."
"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."
"Movember I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November."