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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."
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"My wife called me a paedophile yesterday Quite a long word for a 9 year old."
"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""
"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."
"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."
"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."
"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."
"I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend's heart."
"I just saw a gang fight. One gang claimed that grease is the word, and the other said that bird is the word. I think eight guys were killed."
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."