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Joke of the Day

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"How are you going to celebrate 9-11? I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes."

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"Why did the blonde woman have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys arent that smart either..."

"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"

"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."

"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"