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Joke of the Day

"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"

"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"

"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."

"What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend."

"What do you call a king's fart? Noble gas"

"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"

"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."

"Do you know why you dont get along with cassiopeia? Cause she is petrifying gays."

"I saw a woman in the supermarket pick up her kids by the hair Certainly raised a few eyebrows"

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."