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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."
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"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."
"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"
"Why did the fat, religious Ugandan move to Egypt for weight loss candy? He wanted to find a lighten mint through trans-Sudan migration!"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip!"""
"A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store."
"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"
"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"Check this one out: 1"