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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."
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"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"
"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."
"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."
"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."
"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"
"When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !"
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"