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Joke of the Day
"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."
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"[last day at job] ""You've made my life a misery, I hate you all"" [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] ""Not you tho Phil"""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ...To get to the other side."
"Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless .."
"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"
"7 dwarves were in a room and they started feeling sleepy. So he left."
"A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, ""You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The drunk replies, ""Boobs."""
"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"