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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"
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"Your mother's cooking"
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."
"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."
"there once was a man from nantucket whose butthole was as wide as a bucket when it was full of goop, how did he poop? very carefully lmao"
"My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I got fired cuz I couldn't concentrate"