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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"

"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."

"This is a haiku. This is really a haiku. This is not a haiku. --- --- --- ^^^Edit: ^^^missed ^^^a ^^^word ^^^and ^^^almost ^^^ruined ^^^it."

"Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk."

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"

"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."

"I posed naked for a magazine today... Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."

"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."

"A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help. His larynx was crushed during the fall."