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Joke of the Day
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
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"eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? Eyebro. I will see myself out."
"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."
"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."
"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."
"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Mugged"
"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"
"[me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god"
"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"
"I asked a female moderator why I couldn't post images on r/jokes... ""I have a boyfriend!"""