36691
Joke of the Day
"Why won't Santa be visiting Nigel Farage this year? He only comes if you sleep, not if Ukip."
Next Joke
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."
"Remember when parents said ""I'll give you something to cry about"" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"
"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"Turns out being a conspiracy theorist and having Asian friends don't go so well together. You can only shout ""OPEN YOUR EYES!"" so many times before someone gets offended."
"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"
"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."