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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Ha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."

"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"

"Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake."

"I went to a funeral the other day, my friend died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."

"SON: can I yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: I can yell boom DAD: boom's ok SON: how about ""my mom's a lesbian now"" DAD: please don't"

"While I was very disappointed & angry to find my daughter smoking a cigarette I'll be damned if she didn't look cooler."

"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."