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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"

"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."

"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."

"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"

"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."

"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"

"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."

"The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there."

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."

"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"