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Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
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"Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me."
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."
"Want to hear a joke? My username."
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."
"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."
"First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?"
"A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, ""You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection"" She replied, ""Philately will get you nowhere."""
"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"