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Joke of the Day

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."

"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"

"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."

"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."

"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."

"I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon. He told me he was trying asbestos he could."

"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."