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Joke of the Day
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
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"I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six."
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"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"
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"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."
"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"
"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
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