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Joke of the Day

"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."

"what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch"

"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"

"I cropped my kids out of my online dating profile photos. They can find their own dates."

"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"

"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."

"All this white pollen is fucking up my sinuses big time. *snorts another line off mirror*"

"""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" -Rorschach taking a Rorschach test"

"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"

"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"