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Joke of the Day
"What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."
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"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming."
"I walked in the closet. I'm officially a straight man."
"today, my girlfriend asked me for a dick pic.... but the NASA didn't let me use the Hubble Space telescope.."
"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."
"I asked the grocery store man if they had eggnog and he's like ""We only carry it at Christmastime"" so I was all ""Whatever, Hitler."""
"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."