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Joke of the Day
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
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"The milk in my fridge is so old it thinks Elvis Presley's dancing is inappropriate."
"Store: help wanted Me: *applies for job* Store: ""no, not you"""
"I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952."
"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"What Rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right."
"Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most? Denver Nuggets "
"*talking into the phone, loudly enough that I know those ladies can hear me* WHATS THAT? MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA."