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Joke of the Day
"I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10am I'm not a mourning person."
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"What do you call a women that catches fish? Annette"
"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."
"[principal's office] ""Your child's previous school indicates you're a bit of a helicopter parent."" Velociraptor: That's got to be a typo."
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."
"My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company The truth his, she never really liked the culture"
"Did you hear about the man who got AIDS? He was fucked."
"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."