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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator."
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"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."
"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."
"Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No I'm sick now."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting"
"Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want."
"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."
"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."
"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."
"Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'"