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Joke of the Day

"Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want."

"The Mistaken Hiker"

"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... White, tepid, and saccharine sweet."

"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."

"What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt? NaCl-more."

"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""

"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."

"Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault."

"A guy walks in a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide Librarian: Fuck you, you won't return it"