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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting"

"C.R.E.A.M. Reddit Remix Cats rules everything around me/ CREAM get the kitty/ furry furry hair ball"

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion? I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes"

"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"

"Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music? I swear it was all he talked about. He would go on and on. ""Bach, Bach, Bach""!"

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""

"If jews had a planet I would call it Jewpiter"

"What do you call the armed group in Oregon? Vanilla Isis."

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"