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Joke of the Day
"Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'"
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"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"A vulture is boarding a plane with a dead raccoon under each wing, when the gate attendant stops him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir..."" ""...but you're only allowed *one* carrion."""
"I'm not a Christian... But as a gay man I wouldn't object to being nailed bloody up against some hard wood."
"If a girl asks if you think she's fat, say yes. She'll value your honesty. Day 47: I didn't even know we had a basement. Help. You can only regurgitate food and water for so long."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"How do you sort out Ant and Dec? Squash one and deal with the other later."
"What do old cars and dead chickens have in common? You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts"
"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."