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Joke of the Day

"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of"

"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg."

"MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers. Good talk."

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."