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Joke of the Day
"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."
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"I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary"
"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."
"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"
"Who named the Sperm Whales? Seamen."
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."
"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."
"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""
"What's the best way to get a fat chick to have sex with you? Whoops, wrong subreddit"
"Before I do anything important, I always ask myself ""would this gain house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"""