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Joke of the Day
"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."
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"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"
"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side."
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"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."
"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"
"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"
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