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Joke of the Day
"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."
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"Who is the most successful liar in the world? Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions."
"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."
"Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
"This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the ""Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen"" that should confuse her for a while."
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila"
"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"
"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."